Keep it smoky, not sketchy. The “Smoke Meat, Not Meth” tee is a hilarious, no-nonsense nod to pitmasters who prefer ribs over rehab. It’s bold, it’s cheeky, and it’s all about keeping your grill hot and your life in check.

👕 Why You’ll Love It:

• Outrageously funny slogan that’s equal parts PSA and BBQ pride

• Premium cotton – soft, breathable, and built to handle serious heat

• Unisex fit (S–5XL) – perfect for grillers with attitude and a sense of humor

• Great for cookouts, BBQ competitions, or as a gift for your wildest meat-loving friend

• 🎁 A conversation-starting tee that’s as bold as your spice rub

🔥 Stay off the hard stuff. Stick to hardwood smoke.

Product details: Material: 100% pre-shrunk cotton for maximum comfortable stretch. Products will be automatically fulfilled to optimize production and delivery time to customers. Machine wash cold     Lay flat to dry     No bleach     Follow these five simple steps to keep your new tees looking fresh for years to come... 1. Always wash and dry your shirts turned inside out  (it's a simple yet crucial step). 2. Choose cold temps and use mild soaps (save the heat for the dance floor).  3. Forget that extra spin... your shirt doesn't need it (we promise). 4. Air dry whenever possible (and separate from heavy items if you do tumble dry). 5. Enjoy!

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