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I Proudly Admit I Rub My Meat Before I Stick It In Unisex Tee

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Description

No shame in the seasoning game. The “I Proudly Admit I Rub My Meat Before I Stick It In” tee brings spicy flavor and cheeky fun to every cookout. For the BBQ master who takes their rub seriously — and their jokes even more so.

👕 Why You’ll Love It:

  • Outrageously funny slogan that’s guaranteed to get attention and laughs

  • Soft, premium cotton – perfect for all-day smoking and meat-prep missions

  • Unisex fit (S–5XL) – ideal for pitmasters, pranksters, and flavor fanatics

  • Great for BBQ parties, festivals, or meat-loving mischief makers

  • 🎁 A spicy gift for the one who rubs it right, then serves it hot

🔥 Prep it. Rub it. Stick it in — like a legend.


Product details:

Material: 100% pre-shrunk cotton for maximum comfortable stretch. Products will be automatically fulfilled to optimize production and delivery time to customers.
Machine wash cold    
Lay flat to dry    
No bleach    

Follow these five simple steps to keep your new tees looking fresh for years to come...
1. Always wash and dry your shirts turned inside out  (it's a simple yet crucial step).
2. Choose cold temps and use mild soaps (save the heat for the dance floor). 
3. Forget that extra spin... your shirt doesn't need it (we promise).
4. Air dry whenever possible (and separate from heavy items if you do tumble dry).
5. Enjoy!

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Quality Fabric and Graphics

We are very picky when it comes to fabric quality. Our T-shirts are made in the USA from 100% pre-shrunk cotton, combed, and ring-spung cotton (with just a touch of polyester added, for increased durability and breathability, depending on the color).

In addition, the special printing process by which we create our unique graphic designs is very eco-friendly, and all of the inks used in that process are water-based, bio-degradable, and non-toxic.

Exceptional Comfort and Style

All of our shirts are carefully crafted from premium materials -- and it shows.

Thanks to our relationships with amazing print shops around the globe, we're able to offer customers all around the world tees that are both comfy and long-lasting.

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As a small family-owned clothing brand, MeatUp Merchandise is 100% committed to making sure that every customer experience that you have with us brings a smile to your face.

Because a happy customer is a repeat customer, and your complete satisfaction is always our goal.

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