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I Am A Secondhand Vegetarian Cows Eat Grass I Eat Cows Unisex Tee

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Why eat salad when you can eat the thing that eats salad? The “I Am A Secondhand Vegetarian – Cows Eat Grass, I Eat Cows” tee is for proud meat-lovers who keep it real, keep it grilled, and skip the leafy stuff.

👕 Why You’ll Love It:

Witty slogan for beef-loving, grill-slaying carnivores
Soft, breathable premium cotton – perfect for cookouts or casual laughs
Unisex fit (S–5XL) – made for meat fans, BBQ bosses, and humor hunters
Great for steak nights, smoker sessions, or any gathering with extra bacon
🎁 A smart and funny gift for the one who believes protein > plants

🔥 Eat cows. Skip the grass. Wear it proud.

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Material: 100% pre-shrunk cotton for maximum comfortable stretch. Products will be automatically fulfilled to optimize production and delivery time to customers.

	Machine wash cold
	Lay flat to dry
	No bleach

Follow these five simple steps to keep your new tees looking fresh for years to come...
1. Always wash and dry your shirts turned inside out (it's a simple yet crucial step).
2. Choose cold temps and use mild soaps (save the heat for the dance floor).
3. Forget that extra spin... your shirt doesn't need it (we promise).
4. Air dry whenever possible (and separate from heavy items if you do tumble dry).
5. Enjoy!

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Name: I Am A Secondhand Vegetarian Cows Eat Grass I Eat Cows Unisex Tee
Brand: ShopBase
SKU: PB-AP-UnisexT-shirt-Black-S-781542
Price: 24.99 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.6 (20 reviews)

We are very picky when it comes to fabric quality. Our T-shirts are made in the USA from 100% pre-shrunk cotton, combed, and ring-spung cotton (with just a touch of polyester added, for increased durability and breathability, depending on the color).

In addition, the special printing process by which we create our unique graphic designs is very eco-friendly, and all of the inks used in that process are water-based, bio-degradable, and non-toxic.

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All of our shirts are carefully crafted from premium materials -- and it shows.

Thanks to our relationships with amazing print shops around the globe, we're able to offer customers all around the world tees that are both comfy and long-lasting.

MeatUp Customer Service

As a small family-owned clothing brand, MeatUp Merchandise is 100% committed to making sure that every customer experience that you have with us brings a smile to your face.

Because a happy customer is a repeat customer, and your complete satisfaction is always our goal.

Frequently Asked Questions

How long do refunds and replacements take?

After we confirm through email that you are qualified for a refund or replacement, we will process your refund/replacement within 07 business days of confirmation.
You should receive the tracking number for your replacement product(s) within 7-10 business days after confirmation.
You should receive your refund within 3-5 business days of confirmation. Kindly note that your payment provider determines when your refund will be credited to your payment account.

How long will it take for my T-shirt to arrive?

Typically, it takes 4-17 business days to get your order packed and shipped. Then, it's off on its adventure to you! Shipping times vary depending on your location.

How can I track my order?

You can find tracking information in your order confirmation or shipping confirmation sent to your email. If an order includes multiple items, each may have separate delivery dates and tracking information.

What size should I get?

We understand sizing can be difficult. That's why each product page has a size chart. Still unsure? Please contact our friendly customer service. You can chat with us on social media or email us at support@shops-support.com. Our team is ready to help you find the perfect fit!